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Lyrics: Misherd featuring Maija Vilkkumaa
The whole song is a best line o.O (Nightwish: Fishmaster)
Song: Helena Paparizou: Matia Kei Xeili
Best Line: "Ekana: Moro Mutapanda!"
(The real lyrics were: "Ekana moro mou ta panta")
Song: Helena Paparizou: M'Agaliazei To Skotadi
Best Line: "Aseena mummila"
(The real lyrics were: "...gia sena mou mila")
Song: Helena Paparizou: Treli kardia
Best Line: "Jose, Tiina, nakki"
(The real lyrics were: "...niose tin anagki")
Song: Helena Paparizou: Katse Kala
Best Line: "Katse kalaan!"
(The real lyrics were: ...well, have a guess.)
Song: Anna Vissi: Mono i agapi
Best Line: "Monoja kaappiin, mono ja kaappi esiin"
(The real lyrics were: "Mono i agapi, mono i agapi, esi")
Song: Julieta Venegas: Eres Para Mí
Best Line: "Tue respaa, Rami! Jo soi paraati."
(The real lyrics were: "Tu eres para mí, yo soy para ti.")
Song: Apulanta: Näytelmä
Best Line: "...mut seisaaltaan ei kukaan huoraa"
(The real lyrics were: "...mut seisaaltaan ei kukaan hurraa")
Song: t.A.T.u.: Not Gonna Get Us
Best Line: "Makkaratehas"
(The real lyrics were: er, guess?)
Song: t.A.T.u.: Malchik Gay
Best Line: "Mansikki! Mansikki!"
(The real lyrics were: er, guess?)
Song: Killing Joke: Death & Resurrection Show
Best Line: "Between each beat, each beat of the drum, hold me like a mother, oh liberty, hold me in your arms... Burn
burn, burn brightly, burn burn, burn white chicks."
(The real lyrics were: "Between each beat, each beat of the drum, o beloved mother of liberty, hold me in your arms... Burn
burn, burn brightly, burn burn, burn white heat")
Song: Killing Joke: Death & Resurrection Show
Best Line: "Hold me, love me, woman, lovely babe"
(The real lyrics were: "O beloved mother of liberty")
Song: Sade: Smooth Operator
Best Line: "Goose on the river, Spoon aspirator!"
(The real lyrics were: yeah. "Smooth operator, smooth operator".)
Song: Madonna: Ray Of Light
Best Line: "And I feel like a disco ball and I feel"
(The real lyrics were: "And I feel like I just got home and I feel")
Song: Nirvana: Heart Shaped Box
Best Line: "Hey wait, I've got a windowpane, forever in debt to your priceless advice, hey Wayne, I've got a rhythm
problem"
(The real lyrics were: "Hey wait, I've got a new complaint, forever in debt to your priceless advice, hey wait, I've got a
new complaint")
Song: Nirvana: Heart Shaped Box
Best Line: "Smoking on the ashes of your Aunt Louise"
(The real lyrics were: "Choking on the ashes of your enemies")
Song: Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Best Line: "Here we are now in containers"
(The real lyrics were: "Here we are now, entertain us")
Song: Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Best Line: "Pop your eye out"
(The real lyrics were: "A denial")
Song: ABBA: Chiquitita
Best Line: "You'll be dancing once again, like a penguin"
(The real lyrics were: "You'll be dancing once again, then the pain will end")
Song: ABBA: Chiquitita
Best Line: "Kick her teeth out, tell me what's wrong"
(The real lyrics were: "Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong")
Song: ABBA: Super Trouper
Best Line: "I was sick and tired of being thin"
(The real lyrics were: "I was sick and tired of everything")
Song: No Doubt: Don't Speak
Best Line: "Don't leak, you know we have a toilet"
(The real lyrics were: "Don't speak, I know just what you're thinkin'")
Song: No Doubt: Ex-Girlfriend
Best Line: "A kinder one I knew but I'm your licorice girlfriend, I kind of was doing it with your ex-girlfriend"
(The real lyrics were: "I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend, I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend")
Song: No Doubt: Hey Baby
Best Line: "I'm just sippin' on camel meat"
(The real lyrics were: "I'm just sippin' on chamomile")
Song: No Doubt: Just A Girl
Best Line: "Take this cellulite off my thighs"
(The real lyrics were: "Take this pink ribbon off my eyes")
Song: No Doubt: Just A Girl
Best Line: "I'm just a girl so hey buddy bon appetit!"
(The real lyrics were: "I'm just a girl all pretty and petite")
Song: No Doubt: Spiderwebs
Best Line: "I scream my balls off"
(The real lyrics were: "I screen my phone calls")
Song: Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Best Line: "Here comes Lorraine again, falling on my head"
(The real lyrics were: "Here comes the rain again, falling on my head")
Song: Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Best Line: "Sweet cream is made of cheese"
(The real lyrics were: "Sweet Dreams are made of these")
Song: Blink 182: What's My Age Again?
Best Line: "What's my agent's name? Where's my Asian friend?"
(The real lyrics were: ...guess.)
Song: Aqua: Barbie Girl
Best Line: "Come on body lets go potty"
(The real lyrics were: "Come on Barbie lets go party")
Song: Aqua: Barbie Girl
Best Line: "I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world - fight with plastic, what a spastic! You can cut my hair and dress
me anywhere. Illumination, my life is plasticstation!"
(The real lyrics were: "I'm a Barbie Girl in a barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress
me anywhere. Imagination; life is your creation")
Song: Bon Jovi: It's My Life
Best Line: "This ain't a song for the baby farted"
(The real lyrics were: "This ain't a song for the broken hearted")
Song: Bon Jovi: It's My Life
Best Line: "Like Frankenstein I did it my way"
(The real lyrics were: "Like Frankie said I did it my way")
Song: Fear Factory: Linchpin
Best Line: "Cat, give me your paw."
(The real lyrics were: "Can't take me apart")
Song: Nelly Furtado: I'm Like A Bird
Best Line: "Your face in me brings me to tears even after all these beers"
(The real lyrics were: "Your faith in me brings me to tears even after all these years")
Song: Nelly Furtado: I'm Like A Bird
Best Line: "I licked a bug the other day"
(The real lyrics were: "I looked above the other day")
Song: Nelly Furtado: I'm Like A Bird
Best Line: "I'm like a bird, I'll love you right away. I don't know where my home is, I don't know where my phone is."
(The real lyrics were: "I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away.
I don't know where my home is, I don't know where my soul is.")
Song: KMFDM: Anarchy
Best Line: "You bake my duck"
(The real lyrics were: "You break my back")
Song: KMFDM: Anarchy
Best Line: "Trapped under ice, Kongo they go, I've gone as slow as you can know. Feel no reborns, nonsense of shame,
time's gonna wash away all pain. I'm maid of guard, out of blood, not to fear reality. I killed the king of the seat, make
me up 'til anarchy."
(The real lyrics were: "Trapped under ice, comfortably cold, I've gone as low as you can go. Feel no remorse, no sense of
shame, time's gonna wash away all pain. I made a god out of blood, not superiority. I killed the king of deceit, wake me up
'til anarchy.")
Song: Antique: Moro Mou
Best Line: "Not on the mood"
(The real lyrics were: "Moro mou")
Song: Eagles: Hotel California
Best Line: "What a nice surprise when your rabbit dies"
(The real lyrics were: "What a nice surprise, bring your alibis")
Song: EMF: Unbelievable
Best Line: "You're an ugly meatball"
(The real lyrics were: "You're unbelievable")
Song: Eminem: Let's Get Down to Business
Best Line: "Looks like Batman brought me some pudding..."
(The real lyrics were: "Looks like Batman brought his own Robin")
Song: Rolling Stones: Paint It Black
Best Line: "I see a window and I want it painted black"
(The real lyrics were: "I see a red door and I want to paint it black")
Song: Rolling Stones: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Best Line: "A kangaroo satisfaction"
(The real lyrics were: um, have a good guess.)
Song: Shakira: Underneath Your Clothes
Best Line: "There's the man I chose, there's my Teletubbie"
(The real lyrics were: "There's the man I chose, there's my territory")
Song: Shakira: Whenever wherever
Best Line: "Look, for my breasts are small, not humble. Now you may use them as mountains."
(The real lyrics were: "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains.")
Song: Spice Girls: Wannabe
Best Line: "If you wanna do my mother you gotta get her a Benz"
(The real lyrics were: "If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends")
Song: Spice Girls: Wannabe
Best Line: "Lick a sick ox"
(The real lyrics were: "Zig a zig ah")
Song: Spice Girls: Wannabe
Best Line: "Send your buddies down and buy us all a round, Salmander round, it's time you got a hound"
(The real lyrics were: "Slam your body down and wind it all around, slam your body down and wind it all around")
Song: Spice Girls: Wannabe
Best Line: "If you want my future, forget my ass"
(The real lyrics were: "If you want my future, forget my past")
Song: Britney Spears: Hit Me Baby One More Time
Best Line: "Show me how you wanna do me"
(The real lyrics were: "Show me how you want it to be")
Song: Britney Spears: Oops! ...I did it again
Best Line: "I'm not that talented"
(The real lyrics were: "I'm not that innocent")
Song: Britney Spears: Oops! ...I did it again
Best Line: "Oops, I dated a pen"
(The real lyrics were: hmm.)
Song: Britney Spears: Can't Make You Love Me
Best Line: "Can't make you love me, is it my wife or the creeps I do? But I can't make you love me, I'm just a girl
with breasts all new."
(The real lyrics were: "Can't make you love me, is it my life or the things I do? But I can't make you love me, I'm just a
girl with a crush on you.")
Song: Sugarcult: She's The Blade
Best Line: "Cause she's the blade and you've just paid her, and you're afraid cause she's got clothes on."
(The real lyrics were: "Cause she's the blade and you're just paper, and you're afraid cause she's got closer.")
Song: Skye Sweetnam: It Sucks
Best Line: "Had sex 'cause I wanna be with you."
(The real lyrics were: "It sucks 'cause I wanna be with you.")
Song: Fergie: Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal)
Best Line: "...center, clarity, pee, serenity..."
(The real lyrics were: "...center, clarity, peace, serenity...")
Song: Weezer: Haunt You Every Day
Best Line: "I am gonna kill when I'm in the grill"
(The real lyrics were: "I am gonna kill when I need a thrill")
Song: Vanilla Ninja: Black Symphony
Best Line: "This broken battery, black souvenir"
(The real lyrics were: "This broken battlefield, black symphony")
Song: Alanis Morissette: Are You Still Mad
Best Line: "Are you still mad that I gave you old tomatoes?"
(The real lyrics were: "Are you still mad that I gave you ultimatums?")
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